It’s actually always been a bit of a running joke in my family that I’m a bit of a big eater especially when there’s a family party, I’m always the first one up when the DJ declares the buffet as open.
And by first I literally do mean first.
And as far as food goes I’ve never been someone who just loves one type of food, I’m good with everything really…apart from nuts, those I don’t like – I’m not allergic or anything I just don’t like them.
I remember back in the day when I used to go out to the pub with the now wife, way back when before we had kids, I used to buy a packet of dry roasted peanuts if I became a bit peckish but would just suck all of the flavour off and then put the nuts in the ashtray.
Yeah that’s how long ago it was when I had a social life – the pubs had ashtrays inside them.
I just like food in general.
It was a pre-opening event and was brilliant and you can check out what I got up to in my post here.
I remember strongly protesting to my wife that I wasn’t drunk when I got home, but I really think I was.
Luckily for me I was invited along to the new Turtle Bay Venue in Leeds which hadn’t been open for all that long, and this time I was going to review the menu and I was definitely spoilt for choice.
This time I was a good husband and actually invited my wife along and we brought my son who is ten and is as much a foodie as I am.
Willow came with us too but at three months she had her milk and slept through our visit.
First up – drinks and every time I have been to Turtle Bay I have to order a Red Stripe, it would feel totally rude not to now.
Starters – I ordered the jerk chicken wings, my son ordered the garlic and herb flat bread and the wife ordered a pulled pork salad.
The chicken was nice and tender – I’m not the biggest fan of meat off the bone but I don’t think I left a single bit of chicken on these.
And although jerk seasoning is quite hot on these wings it didn’t stop me being able to eat them at all.
It was really moreish really – a little bit like an addiction, I ate it, complained it was hot and then had a drink to cool down before diving straight back into the chicken again only to repeat the scenario until my plate was clear.
My son really enjoyed the goat and said it was quite spicy but not too hot that he couldn’t eat it. He loved the chunks of sweet potato it had in it and he said that the meat was nice and soft.
He was not a fan of the sweet onions though but that’s because he hates onions in everything.
My little ten year old sat there, large pan of curry in front of him and he very nearly devoured the lot, and there was a great deal to be eating.
He even managed the side of dumplings which came with the main.
My belly pork was truly wonderful, although I have to say I dodn’t think the portion of pork was enough but the amazing taste certainly made up for that.
The meat was slow braised for 24 hours, marinated in jerk which totally brought out all of the flavours which were jumping around in my mouth with every bite.
The crispy pork crackling, dipped in the sweet onion chutney and fresh green seasoning, added an extra dimension to the dish.
And once again the rices and peas were cooked to perfection and the ‘slaw really helped to cool my mouth off from the heat of the jerk seasoning when it all got a bit too much.
I can actually still picture the succulent chicken pulling away from the bone as I am writing this and it’s making me want more.
My wife also told me that her slaw was amazing and was seasoned just right.
I think my son only orders one type of pudding and it has to be a chocolate brownie or a chocolate fudge cake of some sort, so this time he chose the dark chocolate brownie which was served warm with a nice scoop of vanilla ice-cream on the side.
As you can imagine he ate the lot and even asked if we would order one for him to take home.
I really hope you have emjoyed this post.
Make sure you go visit Turtle Bay yourself and let me know what you chose.
I was invited to Turtle Bay to review the menu, all photos and opinions are mine and my family’s
Tabletop gamer since a young age, Warhammer addict and experienced coffee drinker!





















